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生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕1
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知道了吧 你吃的这个 不算是真的酸奶酪
so you see what you eating is not technically yogurt,
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因为里面没有足够的 活的嗜酸培养菌
because it doesn't have enough live acidophilus cultures.
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只不过是冰牛奶里加了点 角叉胶 增加粘稠度
It's really just ice milk with carrageenan added for thickness.
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喔 真有意思哈
Oh,that's very interesting.
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它也不真是粉红色 也没有天然浆果粒
It's also not pink and has no berries.
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嗯 可这也没有回答我的问题呐
Yeah,but it doesn't really answer my question.
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你问的啥问题?
What was your question again?
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你要来点儿不?
Do you want some?
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对对 不用了
Right. No.
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- 我受不了乳糖的 - 对哦
- I'm lactose intolerant. - Right.
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- 吃了会放屁的 - 好吧 明白了
- So,gas. - Yeah,got it.
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那么... 晚安了
Well... good night.
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你这是做什么呢?
What are you doing?
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哦 那边有阵风
Oh,there's a draft.
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我没觉得有风啊
I didn't feel a draft.
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那我们还是去... 你的...
Why don't we just go into,uh,your...
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我说 也许我们不该那么着急
Yeah,you know what,maybe we should slow things down a little.
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不 我不是说要去你公寓 去急着干嘛干嘛
No,no,I didn't mean to go into your apartment to go fast.
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当然了 我知道
No,I know.
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我知道你不是那意思 只是... 这才是咱俩第一次约会
I know what you meant,it's just... this is only our first date.
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嗯 好啊 没问题
Yeah,okay,sure,no problem.
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那我们就先想想 下次要去哪儿 准备啥时候到那儿
Why don't we just figure out where we're going and when we want to get there,
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这样距离除以时间 就知道速度了呗
and then rate of speed equals distance over time.
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问题解决
Solve for R.
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我们也可以到时候再想嘛
Or we could just wing it.
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那没准也行
That might work,too.
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- 晚安 莱纳德- 晚安
- Good night,Leonard. - Good night.
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他来了 快上屏保!
He's coming-- screensaver!
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嘿 莱纳德约会怎么样哇?
Oh,hey,Leonard. How was your date?
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要你管
Bite me.
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谢尔顿 你怎么能傻坐着 眼睁睁看他们监视我呢?
Sheldon,how could you just sit there and let them spy on me?
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他们油菜啊 莱纳德
They were clever,Leonard.
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他们完全明白 我对你那些破事儿 一点兴趣没有
They exploited my complete lack of interest in what you were doing.
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你还该谢谢我们呢
You should thank us.
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要是后来人想弄明白 你和佩妮的恋情为啥会土崩瓦解
When future generations try to determine why your relationship with Penny crashed and burned,
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这玩意儿就是黑匣子呐!
this right here is the black box.
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你胡说什么 约会挺好的
What are you talking about? The date went fine.
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拜托 她都说了 想要慢慢来
Dude,she said she wants to slow things down.
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好吧 她是说了 想要慢慢来
Okay,so she said she wants to slow things down.
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意思差不多就是 "今天的晚餐我非常喜欢
It's like saying,"I'm really enjoying this meal.
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我得慢慢来 好好回味一下"
I'm going to slow down and savor it."
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才怪 她的意思是 "这鱼真难吃死了
No,it's like,"This fish tastes bad,
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我得慢慢来 吐光了它"
so I'm gonna slow down and spit it out."
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- 这臭鱼说的就是你! - 我才不是这臭鱼呢
- You being the fish. - I'm not the fish.
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真的? 你俩定了下一次约会吗?
Oh,really? Did you make a second date?
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这倒没有... 我们说好了 到时候再想
Well,no,we sort of decided to wing it.
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得了吧 连我都觉得这太逊了
Oh,even I know that's lame.
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行啊 咱就说说你的假设
Okay,all right,let's assume your hypothesis.
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我们一起去吃饭 有说有笑 有吻有抱
We went to dinner,we talked,we laughed,we kissed.
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这还能错到哪儿去啊?
Where could I have possibly gone wrong?
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你好好想想 莱纳德
Think back,Leonard.
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再小的事情都能让女人爆发
The littlest things can set women off.
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比方说 "嘿 这服务生真辣 我打赌 肯定能让她跟咱回家"
Like,"Hey,the waitress is hot,I bet we could get her to come home with us."
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或者 "你妈妈有多重呐?
Or,"How much does your mom weigh?
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我想知道我搭上的是啥样的妞儿"
I want to know what I'm getting into."
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这种话我才不会说
I didn't say anything like that.
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很好 因为这么说不管用
Good,'cause they don't work.
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她们也不关心 你是不是盯着她们 呼吸加速
They also don't care for it if you stare at them and hyperventilate.
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挺惨的 在我们家 这就像是家族传统
Sadly,that's my home run swing.
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我说 一切都挺好的
Look,everything went fine.
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连事先准备的一些开场白都没用到呢
I didn't even have to refer to my impromptu conversation starters.
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走廊对面那个女孩 就是喜欢我嘛
That woman across the hall is into me.
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咱还是看带子吧
Let's go to the tape.
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你瞧她临别一吻的时候 那反应
Look at her reaction to the good night kiss.
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呼吸平稳 瞳孔没有放大 胸口也没啥起伏
No change in respiration,pupils un-dilated,no flushing of the chest.
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这特写镜头拍的真赞
Nice close-up,by the way.
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有意思嘿 她的下巴很紧 也没有用舌头
Interesting. Her jaws are clenched: no tongue access.
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对于寻偶期的人类来说 这可不是啥好消息
Clearly a bad sign amongst mating humans.
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这怎么就不是好消息了
That's not a bad sign.
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得了吧 还不如说你们是两只鬣蜥 只是喉部没有垂肉罢了
Please,you might as well have been two iguana with no dewlap enlargement.
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最糟的就是 这会儿你不在她家 而在这里!
And the worst sign of all is you're here and not there.
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我不在她家 因为我也决定慢慢来 这个...
I'm not there because I'm taking things slow,which,
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跟你们比起来 都快接近星际速度了
by the way,compared to you guys,approaches warp speed.
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快把摄像头给我撤了
And take down that camera.
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他心里没牵没挂的时候 真有意思多了
He was a lot more fun when he had no hope.
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给他点时间吧
Give him time.
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你好啊 佩妮
Oh,hi,Penny.
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顺便说句 2号机器的热水不足 别深色浅色混着洗
FYI,the hot water is inadequate on machine two,so colors only,
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4号机器呢 洗衣程序中 还是会提前放出织物柔顺剂
and four is still releasing the fabric softener too early in the cycle,
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所以你那些精致的衣服 还是别用那台了
so I'd avoid using that for your delicates.
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谢了
Thanks.
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老天爷啊...
Oh,good Lord...
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你还不如把衣服拿到河边 搁在石头上猛捶一阵
why don't you just take your clothes down to the river and beat them with a rock?
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谢尔顿 我问你个问题行不?
Sheldon,can I ask you a question?
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我当然最好你别问 不过也不会阻止你
I would prefer that you not,but I won't go so far as to forbid it.
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那... 我就当你同意了...
All right,I heard yes,so...
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我想问问你
Okay,here's my question.
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莱纳德以前有没有 跟正常的女孩子约会过?
Has Leonard ever dated,you know,a regular girl?
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我想你指的 应该不是消化功能正常吧
