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生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕5
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生活大爆炸
第三季第五集
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好的
拉杰出了幽灵军团卡
All right, Raj has played his phantom warlord card,
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我就出绞杀蔓藤帮他
And I am going to back him up with my strangling vines.
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绞死你
笨蛋
Choke on that, sucka.
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那我就用红宝石剑砍断你的蔓藤
Okay, well, then I'll just cut your vines with my ruby sword.
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没错
我干的
我砍了
That's right, I did it. I cut 'em.
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我想问个问题
I have a question.
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军团能吃巨人
巨人能吃精灵
Warlord beats troll, troll beats elf,
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精灵能吃水妖
Elf beats water sprite,
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基本上什么都能吃魔法小兔
And basically everything beats enchanted bunny.
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除非你有胡萝卜粉
Unless you have the carrot powder.
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我还想问一个问题
Okay, I've got another question.
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这有什么好玩的
When does this get fun?
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我们是要讨论
Are we going to talk
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还是继续玩"卡亚神秘勇士"
Or are we going to play "mystic warriors of ka-ah"?
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出毒药卡
Just play a potion card.
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哪张
Which one?
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哪张都一样
It doesn't matter.
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你不可能赢了
You can't possibly win.
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谢尔顿
别破坏游戏
Sheldon, don't ruin the game.
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他怎么可能破坏游戏
How could he ruin the game?
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根据已出的卡推算
Given the cards that have already been played,
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佩妮手上只能有巫师毒药
Penny can only be holding necromancer potions,
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毒药只对幽灵和日行者有效
Which are only effective against wraiths and day-walkers,
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但两个都已经出完了
And there are no more of either left to be drawn.
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剩下未出的卡是
The cards remaining in the undrawn stack are:
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四张火焰
一张巨人
两张食人怪和冥神宝石
Four fire weapons, a troll, two ogres and the jewel of osiris.
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瞧
被破坏了吧
See? Ruined.
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谢尔顿
太厉害了
Sheldon, that is incredible.
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对你来说
当然是厉害
From your vantage point, it certainly must seem so.
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谢尔顿有图像式记忆的能力
Sheldon has kind of a photographic memory.
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"图像式"用词不当
"photographic" is a misnomer.
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应该是高清图像式记忆
我说过好几遍了
I have an eidetic memory, as I've told you many times.
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最近一次是去年5月7日
Most recently last year during lunch
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中午午餐期间
On the afternoon of may seventh.
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你吃了火鸡
还抱怨太干了
You had turkey and complained it was dry.
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看来游戏结束了
Well, I guess game'over.
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真的
太好了
Really? Oh, great.
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我是说"哦"
I mean, aw.
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-我得走了
-为什么
- Okay, I gotta go. - Why?
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就因为上次没走
Because the last me I didn't go,
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我才会玩"卡神秘勇士"
I ended up playing "mystic warlords of ka."
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不是"卡"
是"卡亚"
Not "ka. Ka-ah."
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拜丫儿
Buh-eye.
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回见
See ya.
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还是不敢相信她和我在一起了
Still can't believe she's going out with me.
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没人相信
Nobody can.
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这倒提醒我有笔旧账还没跟你算清
That reminds me I have a bone to pick with you.
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什么
What?
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你我有个约定
You and I made a pact
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我们中谁先追到个漂亮女友
That if either of us ever got a hot girlfriend,
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谁就得让他的女友
That person would have his girlfriend
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给对方介绍一个女友
Hook the other guy up with one of her girlfriends.
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我不记得有这回事
I don't remember that.
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2004年
6月30日
June 30th, 2004.
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《蜘蛛侠 2》在帕萨迪纳AMC影院上映
Opening day of Spider-Man 2 at the Amc Pasadena.
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那里只有红冰极饮料
没有蓝的
They only had red icees, no blue.
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想起来了
Oh, yeah.
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你和佩妮在一起都有一个半月了
So you've been with Penny for like a month and a half now.
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我的妞呢
Where's my shorty, morty?
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霍华德
你不能要求我这么做
Howard, you can't hold me to that.
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为什么不行
Why not?
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因为当时约定时
Because when I made that agreement,
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我没想过能交到一个漂亮女友
I didn't think I'd ever have a hot girlfriend.
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我当时以为你能交到呢
And I was positive you ever would.
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我怎么不知道这件事
Hey, how come I wasn't part of this deal?
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你当时不在小食店
You had left the refreshment stand
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你去解决习惯性提前出现的尿急了
In order to indulge in your customary preemptive pre-show urination.
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就因为这个
Oh, so that's how it works?
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就因为我的膀胱小
我就不能有漂亮女友了
I have a teeny bladder and I don't get a hot girlfriend?
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对
拉杰
就因为这个
Yeah, Raj. That's how it works.
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靠
Damn.
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能给我张纸巾吗
Can I have a napkin?
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抱歉
不行
I'm sorry, no.
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你有好几张呢
But you have whole bunch of 'em.
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对
我现在用的是四张纸巾体系
Yes, I've moved to a four-napkin system.
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分别对应腿
手
脸和个人紧急情况
Lap, hands, face and personal emergency.
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你需要的话
明天开始
If you like, starting tomorrow,
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我会加一张客用纸巾
I'll add a guest napkin,
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但我今天实在无能为力
But I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you today.
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好运
那是擦脸纸巾
Good luck. That's the face napkin.
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你跟佩妮说了吗
So, have you talked to Penny yet?
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还没有
No, I haven't.
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为什么
Why not?
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因为我很忙
Because I've been busy,
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因为我不知道怎么跟她提
Because I haven't figured out a way to bring it up,
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最主要的是
"特别强调这点"
And mostly-- and I can't stress how key this is--
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因为我不想提
Because I don't want to.
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莱纳德
约定就是约定
Leonard, pact is a pact.
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你必须让佩妮给我找个伴
You have to get Penny to fix me up.
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事情没那么简单
It's not that simple.
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你要我怎么说
What am I supposed to say?
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佩妮
你有没有
"Penny, do you have any friend
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不想再联系的朋友
You'd like to never hear from again?"
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拜托
我那么聪明
Come on, I'm smart,
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